Two Sides to One Story

John: Yo, yo, yo, how’s it going sir?!
Me: I’m doing ok, John how are you?
John: I’m doing good sir… What is it, the pressure getting to you sir…

For some reason he calls me sir?

Me: A… no I’m fine.
John: It looks like your sweating out there.
Me: No I’m fine
John: Speaking of fine look at those hunnies looking so fine…
Me: A… aren’t you dating Carla?
John: You know me dog… I’m a player. I like, have like three girl friends…
Me: Ha…Ha, ok.

Speaking to Carla the previous day, and it sort of went like this.

Me: How are you Carla? So are you and John still dating?
Carla: Of course… Why wouldn’t I be!
Me: I don’t know? (thinking), because he cheats on you.
Carla: John is like so hot… We are totally going to get married. So are you going to come to the wedding?
Me: Ha… Ha… So are you going to get a golden retriever and a big white house?
Carla: Of course…
Me: If you two love birds get married I’ll be there.

Back to today

John: God that girl has a fine ass.
Me: That’s nice…
John: Would you due her?
Me: I don’t really care. Hey are you sure Carla is cool with you going after other girls?
John: Player, she’s cool with what I tell her to be cool with.
Me: Ok…
John: I bet that one is wild in bed… It’s like this dog… I’ve had her, I crossed Carla off the list.
Me: Oh. Ha… ha… ok…